The season music died for Bowden

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What, you were expecting multiple choice?

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All the suspensions have wreaked havoc with the Seminoles' depth chart. In fact, right now, their backup nose tackle is the tuba player in the marching band.

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According to Mel Kiper, though, the kid is "strong enough to bench press the entire woodwind section" and capable of "blowing his man off the line — literally."

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Asked if he was worried that Florida State might have to forfeit some games, Bobby Bowden said, "I don't think that's possible. We didn't intentionally play an ineligible player."

I can't wait for Bobby try that argument in the bowl game against Kentucky.

"Aw, come on, ref, we didn't intentionally jump offside, dadgummit."

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